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Well I’ve been on Tumblr for a little while now and I think I’ve finally come up with my very own perfect Tumblr image. If this doesn’t get lots of notes then I will be surprised… oh wait… it needs a sob story to go with it *ahem*
This is James. He has a rare genetic disorder whereby large pieces of metal grow out of his ears. It causes James an excruciating amount of pain as you can imagine. Recently James decided to grow a little moustache but this didn’t go down well with the rest of the world so he was sent to live in space with a jar of Nutella and a cat. All this wouldn’t be so bad if James wasn’t naked! Space is really fricken cold. If you have a heart you would reblog this post. I am fed up of seeing pictures of beautiful girls all over my dashboard. For every reblog I will donate $1m to help build a spaceship to rescue James from space so we can all learn to love him for who he is!Woo over 50 notes… people are so kind hearted :)
I just died from laughter.
Woah, $89m donated to my space rocket :O
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